Dogs vote too!

Yes, everyone here in America has the right to vote, including us dogs. On election day I woke up early and accompanied mom to the voting polls. It was hard for me to use the electronic machines, but I casted my vote. Did you?

Halloween is for young humans, not me

Deciding what to wear this Halloween has been difficult. I think I'm too old to go trick-or-treating, but mom wants to dress me up as Marty the zebra from Madagascar 3. I for once just want to stay home and bark at the kids.

Anyway, here I am trying on the wig.

And now I'm a skunk

So tonight was not a good night for me. Before going to bed I went out to do my business, when suddenly I heard something in between the bushes. Naturally I had to investigate and secure the perimeter, but before I knew it, something hit me. It was a warm liquid. It burned my eyes and nose. I whimpered and then I went into panic...THE STENCH. A skunk sprayed me.

Here I am, having to be washed at 11 at night. It is going to be a long night. I wonder if I will be allowed on the bed tonight. I'll be lucky if they keep me inside the house.